Shiver Solemn

“A Jelly can do up to 30 damage, especially if you’re wearing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.”

—   Felid Transmuter

“If you run into a Hill Giant, and have nothing on you but a potion of Berserk Rage, USE IT TO RUN THE FUCK AWAY!”

—   Kobold Assassin

“When you run into an ogre before you’re ready for it, and happen to be wearing an amulet of rage, you have better options than frantically beginning to quaff-ID potions. One of them WILL be paralyzation.”

—   Naga Warper

“When you Olgreb’s Toxic Radiance a bunch of green rats without having rPois, then plan on running away from them until they die, LOOK WHERE YOU’RE FUCKING RUNNING. Don’t be like me. Don’t get blocked by an alligator.”

—   Octopode Venom Mage

"Hvis vi siger, at han startede med at gå i riggen som 10-årig, og er kommet langt nok op i hierarkiet til, at han ikke længere går op som 35-årig, at han hvert år i gennemsnit har haft 250 sejldage, samt at man reber sejl i gennemsnit to gange på en vagt, og at der er seks vagter på 4 timer pr vagt på en dag, så er regnestykket 25 år x 250 sejldage x (6 vagter x 2 rebninger) = 75.000 gange"

Men der skal kun være to vagter på en dag.

—   – Mads Bovbjerg

superkianagalaxy:

HOW WAHCTES HTE WTAHCEMN?!?

(Source: busket)

“Damn. How much cream and sugar did you put into this? It’s coffee, not cake batter.”

—   Domino, X-Men #21
sirmitchell:

“Floaties”
The entire collection from “Just Like Us” is now online at Gallery1988.com, where you can purchase prints & originals. 

sirmitchell:

“Floaties”

The entire collection from “Just Like Us” is now online at Gallery1988.com, where you can purchase prints & originals. 

Japanese Bagelheads

“Felton: “You know what the best thing about this place is? All the worries and cares you had in life, they don’t matter anymore. Rest in peace. It means what it says.”
Crosetti: “Lieutenant! Do you want a cup of coffee?”
Gee: “Coffee. Coffee would be good. You have any espresso?”
Crosetti: “No espresso. Where do you think you are? Heaven?””

—   Daniel Baldwin, Jon Polito, Yaphet Kotto - Homicide: The Movie

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